tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88551434013363819432024-03-13T22:59:16.580+08:00sukesukiakiā¢"sekadar coretan biasa & rayuan gombal serta gamitan emosi dari jiwa yang ilusi"akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-52346952887615882032011-01-25T11:41:00.001+08:002011-01-25T11:52:25.682+08:00Double Meaning ; Pening<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/TT5I4Lt0HLI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/1ChJE8BG-FQ/s1600/post.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565966319531334834" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 240px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/TT5I4Lt0HLI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/1ChJE8BG-FQ/s320/post.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div> </div><br /><p> </p>akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-89961452342015949742010-11-16T16:49:00.008+08:002010-11-16T21:23:34.572+08:00Cuba Jadi Pandai, Jangan Jadi Tak Pandai<span style="font-size:130%;">Dari surah An-Nisak, ayat 1-3 :-<br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-size:130%;"></span><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Wahai sekalian manusia, bertakwalah kepada Tuhanmu yang menciptakan kamu daripada yang satu, dan daripadanya Allah menciptakan isterinya; dan daripada kedua-duanya Allah memperkembang biakkan laki-laki dan perempuan yang banyak. Dan bertakwalah kepada Allah dengan menyebut namanya kamu saling meminta antara satu sama yang lain, dan peliharalah hubungan silaturrahim. Sesungguhnya Allah sentiasa memelihara kamu."</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Dan berikanlah kepada anak-anak yatim (yang sudah baligh) harta mereka, jangan kamu menukar yang baik dengan yang buruk, dan jangan kamu memakan hartanya bersama hartamu. Sesungguhnya tindakan (menukar dan memakan) itu adalah dosa besar."</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;">"Dan jika kamu takut tidak dapat berlaku adil terhadap (hak-hak) perempuan yatim (apabila kamu mengahwininya), maka kawwinilah wanita-waniota lain yang kamu senangi;</span> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffff33;">dua</span>, <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">tiga</span>, <span style="font-size:130%;">atau</span> <span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">empat</span>. <span style="font-size:130%;">Kemudian jika kamu takut tidak akan dapat berlaku adil, maka (kahwinilah) seorang sahaja, atau hamba-hamba perempuan yang kau miliki. Yang demikian itu adalah lebih berkat kepada tidak berbuat aniaya."</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">Owh, gua sebenarnya sedang menelaah sebuah buku yang amat menarik......</span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">-Kebaikan Beristeri Empat-</span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;">.: Selamat Menunaikan Ibadah Korban:.</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><div align="left"></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-21096431801496922212010-10-28T04:20:00.002+08:002010-10-28T04:23:04.575+08:00HAI 'KERBAU PENDEK'<div>Kenapa ko wujud kat dunia ni..?</div><div><br /></div><div>Menstabilkan muka bumikah?</div><div><br /></div><div>Atau sekadar simbol 'kecomelan'?</div><div><br /></div><div>Kenapa?</div><div><br /></div><div>Tak pasal-pasal gua kena samak tangan gua yang suci ni.</div><div><br /></div><div>*Sigh*</div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-77692995961786692602010-10-26T02:59:00.001+08:002010-10-26T03:00:21.199+08:00Bila Berada Di Buritan<div>Dok skodeng2...</div><div>Dah dekat setahun gua men'duda'..</div><div>Huuuuu...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-35928403871536299582010-06-04T03:43:00.000+08:002010-06-04T03:44:28.837+08:00Gua lupa..Apa link untuk pinging site ek...?<br /><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-28930293652655281702010-05-28T04:51:00.000+08:002010-05-28T05:10:16.046+08:00Adeh..~<div>Pejam celik, pejam celik,....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dah nak raya ghopenye...</div><div><br /></div><div>erk..~</div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-46637975472833902452010-05-26T05:38:00.002+08:002010-05-26T05:42:11.856+08:00Sengal badanBangun pagi tadi (not literally in the morning sebab dah pukul 12.30pm pun time tu...hehe) bonda gua dengan tiba-tiba tepacak kat depan pintu bilik lantas bertanyakan soalan yang hampeh...<br /><br />"Bila ko nak kawin?"<br /><br />Erk...<br /><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-81821603995683232142010-05-23T07:01:00.001+08:002010-05-23T07:02:46.870+08:00Gersang,,,<div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">There are never have a good war, or a bad peace...<br /></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-57149785908558151252010-05-20T05:39:00.002+08:002010-05-20T05:41:54.019+08:00Macam biskut..Gua ke tu...?<br />erk...<br /><br />Masa betul2 jeles ngan gua...<br />Nak carik peneman hati pun tak sempat...<br />Kerja...<br />Duit banyak untuk apa...?<br /><br />Kawan2,<br />Apa guna?<br />Kalau tak susahkan kawan....?<br /><br />Tapi gua,<br />Nak susahkan kawan pun takde masa...<br /><br />grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr<br /><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-57360465796124723512010-03-10T07:27:00.002+08:002010-03-10T08:14:32.944+08:00Apa punya soalan.....?<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC9933;">Peng'interbiu'</span></b> : Ada apa-apa soalan sebelum kamu keluar?</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;">Gua</span></b> : Suka saya mendengar soalan terakhir dari tuan.</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC9933;">Peng'interbiu'</span></b> : Erm...kamu ada teman wanita?</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;"><b>Gua</b></span> : Erk..(geleng kepala)</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC9933;">Peng'interbiu'</span></b> : Soalan saya, apakah kaum lelaki juga perlu mengambil berat soal kitaran haid pasangan nya ataupun mana-mana wanita yang dia jumpa...?</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;">Gua</span></b> : Erk...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Signifikannya...?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-90022876746265826102010-03-01T07:47:00.001+08:002010-03-01T07:48:35.117+08:00Ringkas<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mungkin gua akan mula menulis semula,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">itupun bergantung kepada respons lu orang semua...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">gracias</span></span>-<br /><br /><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0pt none ! important; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-47548228344763999522009-11-17T04:23:00.003+08:002009-11-17T04:32:51.393+08:00Ilustrasi sekeping pujangga<strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Biarkan waktu teruslah berputar,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Mencintai kamu penuh rasa sabar,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Meski sakit hati ini kau tinggalkan,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Ku ikhlas tuk bertahan..</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Cintakaku padamu begitu besar,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Namun kau tak pernah bisa merasakan,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Meski sakit hati ini kau tinggalkan,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Ku ikhlas tuk bertahan..</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Kau meninggalkan ku tanpa perasaan,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Hingga ku jatuhkan air mata,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Kekecewaanku sungguh tak berarah,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Biarkan ku harus bertahan..</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;"></span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Jangan pernah kau coba untuk berubah,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Tak relakan yang indah hilang lah sudah,</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3366ff;">Jangan pernah kau coba untuk berubah,<br />Tak relakan yang indah hilang lah sudah,</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="color:#009900;">Mood : Berkecamuk...biasalah, manusia..*sigh*</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><br /><br /><img style="BORDER-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: 0px; BACKGROUND: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; BORDER-LEFT: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM: 0px" src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-23532239834655219182009-09-22T20:53:00.002+08:002009-09-22T20:56:33.735+08:00Dah raya ke-3.<div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Pasal apa satu sen duit raya pun gua belom dapat?</span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Apa salah gua?</span></span></i></b></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Tak mengapa.</span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Masih ada 27 hari lagi untuk beraya.</span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><br /></span></span></i></b></div><div><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Gua tunggu.</span></span></i></b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-27202207656538978412009-09-20T03:02:00.002+08:002009-09-20T03:30:01.217+08:00Lebaran<div>Acap kali takbir berkumandang,</div><div>Titik-titik jernih mula berjurai,</div><div>Mengenangkan hari berlalu,</div><div>Menjangkakan hari mendatang,</div><div><br /></div><div>Acap kali takbir berkumandang,</div><div>Kiriman nota dari yang tersayang,</div><div>Maresap jauh meratap hiba,</div><div>Kiriman dosa alkisah yang lampau,</div><div><br /></div><div>Tika takbir makin bergema,</div><div>Titik jerih yang tadi makin laju,</div><div>Meresap jauh...semakin jauh,</div><div>Lalu, aku mula sedar.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ayah, ibu, kalian semua,</div><div>Hamba dilahirkan di atas satu kalimah.</div><div>Memberi impak sepanjang hayat,</div><div>Itulah dia HIDUP.</div><div><br /></div><div>-----------------------------------------------</div><div><br /></div><div>Puisi kat atas tu,</div><div>Gua taip sebab gua tak tau ape benda nak taip,</div><div>Gua pakai tekan je keyboard nie..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Akhir sekali,</div><div>Salam Aidil Fitri buat rakan2 blogger gua,</div><div>Terkasar bahasa,</div><div>Tersentap, terasa,</div><div>Ter...itu,</div><div>Ter...ini,</div><div>dan segala-gala yang gua ter "ter"...</div><div>Maafkan lah gua,</div><div>Dari hujung rambut sampai hujung ibu jari kaki..</div><div>(oh, gua baru potong kuku malam tadi, betapa selesa nya nak meratah rendang ayam raya ni)</div><div><br /></div><div>Dan gua ketengah kan bakat gua melalui beberapa rangkap pantun pantun ini:</div><div><br /></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Nyimpan jenang nang jero tin,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Arek digowo mareng suro,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Keluputan kulo lahir batin,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Salah silap njalok ngapuro.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Bocah cilik mangan sego,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Sego dipangan karo gulo,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">wes suwi orak ngomong jowo,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">dino royo njalok ngapuro.</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><br /></span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Buko poso lawuh'e gereh,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">njegor sunge dicaplok boyo,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">keluputanku singakeh-akeh,</span></i></div><div><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">kito 0-0 la yo?</span></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><b>SELAMAT HARI RAYA MAAF ZAHIR & BATIN.</b></i></div><div><i><b>DARIPADA: ZAKI HAFIFI HJ. ZAIWAI @ sukesukiaki-</b></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>p/s: Buat "insan baru" dalam hidup gua, <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">SYAMIMI FARHANAH ZAINAL</span></b>,</i></div><div><i>kanda sayang selalu sama dinda!!!!</i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-14062670901275247972009-07-17T06:56:00.005+08:002009-07-17T07:22:05.530+08:00Senarai hitam ke?<div><br /></div><div><div>Gua tak peduli.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua nak hebah juga.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ni...'<b><i>Shopping List</i></b>' gua untuk raya tahun ni.</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-yS7KHUaI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/0aV-H8iv30Y/s1600-h/9834968982.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-yS7KHUaI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/0aV-H8iv30Y/s320/9834968982.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359198119781683618" /></a><div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Bakal membuatkan perjalanan lancar sepanjang musim perayaan</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); ">.</span></div></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySmD8FyI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/AcU_z8eL4NA/s1600-h/3449446716.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySmD8FyI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/AcU_z8eL4NA/s320/3449446716.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359198114118637346" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Memberikan cengkaman menyeluruh dan fungsi keselamatan yang optimum.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySSuHjBI/AAAAAAAAAJs/E2LIpIAFIQE/s1600-h/1249619144+(1).jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 215px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySSuHjBI/AAAAAAAAAJs/E2LIpIAFIQE/s320/1249619144+(1).jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359198108926839826" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Menambah seri & kekacakan si empunya badan.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dan '<i>last but not least</i>'...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySOVwmXI/AAAAAAAAAJk/e72fAVsBR4E/s1600-h/3958567009.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qyP3RP8vz98/Sl-ySOVwmXI/AAAAAAAAAJk/e72fAVsBR4E/s320/3958567009.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5359198107750930802" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">Ahah...tentulah untuk mendengar lagu-lagu </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">hits</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"> hari raya sambil menjamu lontong dan kuah lodeh serta di '</span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;"><b>extra topping</b></span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFFF;">' kan dek sambal kacang.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ish...berangan lagi. Gua perlukan tidur yang berkualiti agar dapat menghasilkan sesuatu yang juga berkualiti dan dilimpahi rezeki yang berkualiti. Agar gua kelihatan <i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">cool</span></b></i> sentiasa. Kualiti beb..mesti mau lah!</div><div><br /></div><div>Haha...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>ZZZzzzzzzzZZzzZZzzzzzz........</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" /></div></div>akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-73289094013384695242009-07-11T06:09:00.003+08:002009-07-11T06:14:21.345+08:00Just for me!<div><br /></div><div>Gua tak tau ape pasal gua agak teruja dengar muzik ni.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lu orang nilai la sendiri.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0v3d6SFcDys&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0v3d6SFcDys&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dan,</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua dedikasi kan khas buat 'seseorang'.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>p/s: "Hah, skang baru tenang nak tido"</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-17896694962348451292009-07-11T04:29:00.002+08:002009-07-11T04:32:27.211+08:00Maaf.<div><br /></div><div>Sebab lama dah gua tak meng'update' menatang blog nie.</div><div><br /></div><div>Pape pun gua masih sihat, waras, dan berfikiran positif.</div><div><br /></div><div>Oh ya! Gua semakin tenang dan happy dengan diri gua skang.</div><div><br /></div><div>Dan, ini juga dikira update bukan?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>p/s: "Pe jadah nya hang doq ngarut ni Ki?"</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-62348871621290115532009-07-03T07:02:00.002+08:002009-07-03T07:26:53.199+08:00Petang yang sial...<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Macam biasa pukul 6.30pm gua start enjin kapchai gua untuk mencari rezeki halal.</div><div><br /></div><div>Agak2 lagi 1/800 marhalah lagi <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">(memang dah dekat sangat la tu)</span> nak sampai office,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"> BANG!!!! </span></b></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Gua bangun, angkat kapchai gua yang tersadai atas jalan.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFCC;">"Brader, lu nak <i>'besit'</i> pun tengok2 la kiri kanan"</span></b></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Gua baru nak hayun helmet gua kat mamat tu....ada orang tahan tangan gua.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua toleh, hmmm...member office gua.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua tempik lagi kaum yang buat gua <i>'tergedebak'</i> tadi.</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFFCC;">"Baik lu gerak sebelum lu tak sempat sampai umah!!!!"</span></b></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Budak tu sempat mintak maaf kat gua dan terus blah.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Sampai je office. Gua cuba jalan macam orang sihat sambil tahan sakit. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">P&#$T%$#K!!!!</span></b></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Tapi tak berjaya. Kepala gua tengah biol mase tu kesan terhentak kat divider jalan.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nasib baik gua pakai helmet.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">Boss</span></b>: Hah, you kenapa?</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Takda pape lah. Ok je..</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">MemberOfficeGua</span></b>: Takda pape pebende? Dia <i>'bedentum'</i> tadi mase on the way.</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;">Boss</span></b>: Teruk ke? U balik je la. Amik MC. Rest...</div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Tak payah la. Sikit punya hal. Huh...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Gua rasa gua tak perlukan cuti. Tapi sampai sekarang kepala gua masih berdenyut je.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dan,..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Gua juga sedar, sekarang gua makin kurang fokus.</div><div><br /></div><div>Serabai kepala otak gua.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>p/s: ini ringkasan kisah benar. gua takde mood nak tekan keyboard lame2. mood tak seimbang!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>p/s lagi: tak guna nya member. bagi la gua 'one shot' dulu kaum tu.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-19995537444805675572009-06-27T06:13:00.002+08:002009-06-27T06:51:02.791+08:00Then, its fine...gua redha dengan ketentuan Allah.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Macam biasa, masuk office gua lah manusia paling ceria.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tapi tidak hari ini,....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Eh Fa, mane 'dia'. Bukan kerja ke arini?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiPerempuan</span></b>: Dia amik emergency leave arini.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Aik!!! Tibe2 je. Nak tunang ke ape? <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(dalam nada seloroh sambil gelak sikit2)</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiPerempuan</span></b>: Erm. Nah kau bace lah. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(dia bagi henpon kat gua)</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>*****</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">SentItem</span></b>: Macam mane majlis?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Inbox</span></b>: Alhamdulillah. Semua dah selesai.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">SentItem</span></b>: Erm...macam mane dengan Zaki? Ko dah bagitau die?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Inbox</span></b>: Erm...tu yang aku tak tau skang nie.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">SentItem</span></b>: Takpe lah. Nanti ko pandai2 la bagitau die.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Inbox</span></b>: Thanx la Fa. Nanti bile dah ok, aku bagitau la.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;">SentItem</span></b>: Ok. Erm..tak sabar nak tengok cincin 'tanda' ko. Haha...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Inbox</span></b>: Alah, biase2 je lah..Ok la Fa, aku ade benda lagi nak uruskan. Jumpe kat office nanti eh.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><b>SentItem</b></span>: Ok2. Ko take care tau. Pape hal text aku.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Inbox</span></b>: Ok2...nanti aku text ko. Bye....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>***********************************</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>zaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaasssszzzzzzzzzz!</div><div><br /></div><div>Hambik ko <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Ki</span></b>!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>Banyak sangat gelak.</div><div><br /></div><div>Sekali betul2. Bukan cobaan.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>***********************************</div><div><br /></div><div>Dan,</div><div><br /></div><div>Malam itu...</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua buat benda semua tak kena.</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua hadap PC kat meja kerja gua. TAP!!! ...gambar dia. </div><div><br /></div><div>"Sesungguh nya ajal & maut, jodoh pertemuan di tangan Tuhan"</div><div><br /></div><div>Gua akur..</div><div><br /></div><div>Semoga dirimu disinari kebahagian disamping 'insan' tersayang.</div><div><br /></div><div>Doa yang ikhlas dari orang yang terlalu sayang <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;">(pergh gua janggal gile nak tulis word ni)</span> pada mu.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>*********************************</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dan,...</div><div><br /></div><div>Selama ini juga, Tuhan banyak menduga gua.</div><div><br /></div><div>Insan yang selama ini paling kenal dengan gua,</div><div><br /></div><div>Masak dengan perangai gua,</div><div><br /></div><div>Tahu isi hati gua,</div><div><br /></div><div>Paling ambil berat tentang gua,</div><div><br /></div><div>Rupa2 nya,</div><div><br /></div><div>Diciptakan untuk insan lain.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>************************************</div><div><br /></div><div>Bagaimana gua nak hadap hari2 gua kerja kompem2 nye kena ngadap dia?</div><div><br /></div><div>Dan paling best tengok jari 'hensem' nye yang sedang elok je disarung dengan cincin 'pemisah' gua dengan dia.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>************************************</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>p/s</b>: Hari ni gua luah kan isi hati 'jantan' gua. Damn!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-25394768849992857442009-06-26T05:05:00.002+08:002009-06-26T05:10:36.786+08:00Slow<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiBingaiCubaNakBerlagak</span></b>: Bai, lu dah tengok <i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000099;"><b>Transformers</b></span></i>? Mantap la siol...bla bla bla....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;"><b>Gua</b></span>: Fak-yu!!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>*****</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Asal time cuti je ade hal, bile nye gua nak gi tengok.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-5424226103093046372009-06-22T05:18:00.003+08:002009-06-22T05:39:43.096+08:00Tunggu.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Gua dah letih la bai nak menunggu. Macam takde pape je. Gua tak nak ter'sepok' sorang2...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiBingaiBerfikiranWaras</span></b>: Bukankah dalam hidup ni kita sentiasa menunggu?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Betol gak. Tunggu gaji masuk. Tunggu waktu makan. Tunggu mati.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiBingaiBerfikiranWaras</span></b>: Bijak. Lu buat keputusan lah nak tunggu lagi or nak let it off!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Gua akan teruskan. Gua takkan menyesal & gua tak penah menyesal dengan keputusan gua.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiBingaiBerfikiranWaras</span></b>: Even jadi benda buruk pn?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Kalau gua nak menyesal tak guna gua buat keputusan tu dari awal.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC6600;">SiBingaiBerfikiranWaras</span></b>: Gua impress dengan lu!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#009900;">Gua</span></b>: Agak2 kalau penantian gua tak berhasil lu kasi tak gua amik 'bini' lu sebagai 'bini' angkat gua? Maksud gua setelah lu di'talkin'kan lah. Itu juga menunggu bukan?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>***</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Dan hasil nya,....gua hanya diacungkan jari tengah oleh SiBingaiBerfikiranWaras.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Gua akur.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Huh!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-91621194358734950532009-06-21T17:24:00.003+08:002009-06-21T17:30:06.569+08:00Hoi!!!<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Selamat Hari Ahad!!!</span></b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Kepada daddy gua:</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"> "<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FFFF;">Bah, sorry tak dapat temankan pegi dinner malam nie, anakanda mu ini diarahkan untuk satu tugasan yang sangat lah berat</span></span></b>"</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Selamat Hari Bapak!!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">At least...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gua bukan anak derhaka.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-73287624030263211542009-06-16T06:15:00.004+08:002009-06-16T06:54:33.189+08:00Tipah Aku Gigit [T.A.G]<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">1.</span></span></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> How old are you?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-biarlah rahsia</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">2.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Are you single.</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- yeah! gua hepi buat masa ni</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">3.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">At what age do you thing you'll get married?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- Esok!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">4.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Do you think you'll get marrying the person you are with now?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- ramai seyh...mane 1 nie?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">5.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">If not, who do you want to marry?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- Megan Fox. Ok tak?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">6.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Who will be your bridesmaid or your best man?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- Mak bapak gua. Amacam?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">7.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Do you want garden/beach or traditional wedding?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- dekat White House...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">8.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Where do you want to go for honeymoon?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- Jalan TAR..same tak macam gi Bandung?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">9.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">How may guess do you think you'll invite?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-selagi jalan2 kat KL nie tak jem...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">10.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Will that include your exes?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-yes please!!! sume kali eh...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">11.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">How many layers of cake?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-kek lapis sarawak ade bape lapis ek..?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">12.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Name the song/tune you would like to play during you wedding.</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- klau bley gua nak dengar orang khatam quran mase tu..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">13.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">When do you want to get married? Morning or evening?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- sebelum sahur hari terakhir puase ramadhan.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">14.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Do you prefer fine dining or just normal fork/spoon/knife?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- pakai tangan sudah..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">15.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Champagne or wine?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- sirap air paip..macam tak biase plak..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">16.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Honeymoon right after wedding or a day after?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- 2-3 tahun lepas tu..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">17.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Money or household?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- duit..kang pandai la aku nak beli ape dengan duit tu..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">18.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">How many kids you would like to have?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- 2 team futsal + 1 team rugby + 1 team bola jaring + 1 team galah panjang = ???</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">19.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">Will you record you honeymoon in DVD or CD?</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">- live kat Astro Ceria.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">20.</span></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;"> </span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#99FF99;">I want to know their wedding plans:</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">-dah2..tak perlu gua nak tau..lantak lu orang lah..</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-49848562030005192452009-06-13T01:45:00.002+08:002009-06-13T01:56:28.208+08:00Sesekali ber 'YM'<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Gua</span></span>: Amacam result? Kandas?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">SiBoroi</span></span>: Gua kantat lah siol....</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Gua</span></span>: Duh..kena extend ke? Sorry la mok...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">SiBoroi</span></span>: Takpe la Ki. Dah takde rezeki.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Gua</span></span>: Bukan sebab tu..gua percaya rezeki lu sentiasa ada. Cuma gua tak sangka plak doa gua <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">'termakbul'</span></span> kali ni.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 204, 204);">SiBoroi</span></span>: Brengset lu!!!!!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8855143401336381943.post-32424532027452538232009-06-11T01:25:00.004+08:002009-06-11T01:46:13.457+08:00Ringkas<div>*<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">grrRRRrrrGrrrRRRrrgggRRRggg</span></span>* <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Henpon gua vibrate)</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">From OM </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">(Operation Manager)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Dear Zaki,</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Tommorow, 11th June 2009, you are about to report at GM office at 8.00 a.m. There's a lot of thing to discuss for a good sake of our company. So, see you tommorow. TQ~</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">-Ray Tan </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">(Operation Manager)</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Pergh...tak payah pakai surat dah.</div><div><br /></div><div>SMS je...?</div><div><br /></div><div>Pukol 8 pagi plak tu.</div><div><br /></div><div>Tak pasal2 kena bangun pagi2 buta.</div><div><br /></div><div>Apsal plak Si Jepun(GM gua la) nak jumpe gua?</div><div><br /></div><div>Mende nak diskas nye...?</div><div><br /></div><div>'<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">For the good sake of our company</span></span>'........annoying.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Pfffffftttt...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><img src="http://signatures.mylivesignature.com/54487/116/415377A6B4D2525F7E58E62C4C8D007C.png" style="border: 0 !important; background: transparent;" />akizakihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12021771262422270269noreply@blogger.com18